Is my normal, your normal?

Do you ever wake up thinking that you live on the wrong planet? Not because planet earth isn’t breathtaking or filled with wondorous things, but because nothing, absolutely nothing, seems to jive with, for, in, amidst, or among your day(ssssss)? If this is you, then you would be familiar with the following: Is this real liiiiiiife? Coined by the popular YouTube character, David, from David and the Dentist. But seriously, is this going to be forever?

Take this quiz to find out if your life resembles something other than normal. Or maybe, this is normal?

1. When teaching someone to use mace, you manage to spray yourself.
2. When loading your new Pottery Barn desk that you managed to find at a Thrift Store for a mere $10, into your Honda Civic, you ding your glass window. Glass window replacement: $135.
3. When street sweeping occurs, you are likely to be the only car on the wrong side of the street and find yourself standing on the corner in a floral nightie and towel turban (because of course this had to happen instantly after stepping one foot out of the shower) arguing your way out of a ticket with the parking officer.
4. You manage to pick up the one bag of flour in the grocery store that has a hole in the bottom, thus resulting in an aisle explosion.
5. Your Yogurtland lunch finds a way to line every crease in your purse before it reaches your mouth.
6. The home of your license is in your friend’s wallet, two states away, on more than one occasion.
7. You’re likely the target of getting a cell phone violation ticket while sitting in your driveway.
8. A good looking fella asks for your phone number, but you’re in an argument with your dad on your phone and yell “No!” at the precise time he asks.
9. You’re either overwhelmed or underwhelmed. Plain whelmed doesn’t exist.
10. You usually find out that your favorite band is playing one day after they’ve played.
11. You exchange your “yes” with a “meow” when talking to your barista because you just came from nannying. Or you just say meow too much.
12. You’re laptop music startles everyone in the coffee shop because you have your headphones plugged into the wrong jack.
13. When on E, you’ve thought about mixing water with your fuel to extend that E just a wee bit longer.
14. Though you won’t admit it, you have slipped in the shower due to the stellar dance moves you were practicing. Your loofa has also been your microphone.
15. You have to suppress the urge to throw pasta noodles when cooking, because you find it humorous to think about them sticking to the wall (or your roommate’s face).

Please tell me I’m not alone in the world.